If you’re running purely on festive fumes and sarcasm this year… this bauble gets it.
Meet the glittery little truth-teller your tree didn’t know it needed.
Hand-crafted on premium 3mm acrylic, the front is a sparkly gold shimmer with crisp charcoal-engraved lettering, the back is a smooth, glossy black acrylic, giving it a clean, luxe finish from every angle.
Why you’ll love it
✨ Sparkly gold front that catches the lights beautifully
🖤 Sleek black back for a polished look
😂 A perfect dose of dark Christmas humour
🎁 Ideal gift for tired mums, stressed friends, or anyone clinging on by a festive thread
Size
Approx. 93mm tall and 75mm wide
Perfect for
Stocking fillers · Secret Santa · Tree décor · That one friend who says what everyone’s thinking
Add a bit of brutally honest sparkle to your Christmas tree this year — because if your last f**k is hanging by a string, it might as well look fabulous while it does.
If you’re running purely on festive fumes and sarcasm this year… this bauble gets it.
Meet the glittery little truth-teller your tree didn’t know it needed.
Hand-crafted on premium 3mm acrylic, the front is a sparkly gold shimmer with crisp charcoal-engraved lettering, the back is a smooth, glossy black acrylic, giving it a clean, luxe finish from every angle.
Why you’ll love it
✨ Sparkly gold front that catches the lights beautifully
🖤 Sleek black back for a polished look
😂 A perfect dose of dark Christmas humour
🎁 Ideal gift for tired mums, stressed friends, or anyone clinging on by a festive thread
Size
Approx. 93mm tall and 75mm wide
Perfect for
Stocking fillers · Secret Santa · Tree décor · That one friend who says what everyone’s thinking
Add a bit of brutally honest sparkle to your Christmas tree this year — because if your last f**k is hanging by a string, it might as well look fabulous while it does.
